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Linda (vitacrudelis) wrote,
@ 2011-11-26 17:28:00

Current mood:	embarrassed
Current music:	CN Blue - I don't know why (Korean ver.)
Entry tags:	[fanart] fanfic, [fandom] femslash ficathon, alles was zählt, i blame the flist, i don't even know, welcome to my brain, why do i do this to myself

PLS SHOOT ME
So, I wanted to do something for the AWZ femslash ficathon, i.e. icons because that's the only thing I can handle. Right? Apparently, it only takes Céline to make me write fanfic. *MAJOR HEADDESKING* IDEK. Just skip this, y/y? #duhastnichtsgesehen

Title: French Cuisine
Author: vitacrudelis
Fandom/characters: Alles Was Zählt, Céline Laffort, weird Food/French vocabulary comparisons (Yes, Food is a character. Shup.), hinted pairing *Céline/Stella* /headdesking forever
Word count:176
Rating: PG-13-ish? I have no effing idea. Rating confuses me.
Warning: It's Céline!fic? Uhm, hinted pairing? *points up* And you might not be able to look at certain food again. IDEK.
Summary: A kiss is like a baiser.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to RTL. Definitely not mine. WHICH IS A GOOD THING. ~~But I'm sure I could come up with better plot than RTL anyway.~~ Not sure about the food.
A/N: My first attempt at fanfic. And probably my last, lol. Oh my, I still don't know how this happened. And it's weird to write a French/German character in English, hence the Sprachensalat. :p Also, totes unbeta'd. All mistakes = mine.

A kiss is like a baiser. Or, like the French call it, a meringue. It can be light and sweet, soft and sticky, or absolutely crisp. It has different flavours which Céline is too eager to taste all. She's definitely addicted to baisers. French kisses are the best.

Sex is like a soufflé. Literally. If you take your time and be careful, the result will blow your mind. But if you're too impatient and rush through, you'll be deeply disappointed. It's a hit-and-miss. Years of experience and practice have taught Céline how to refine her techniques. Her soufflé is notorious.

Love is like a poisson. It's hard to catch and you need the right lures. Once you've got one, it may seem dull and boring. You have to make sure to spice it up. But if you don't take care, it can rot away and leave its traces. Just like slow poison. Céline would do anything for fish.

Sometimes, Céline thinks, things work much better in French. Maybe she should ask Stella. She knows for sure.

OMO, BRB KILLING MYSELF.

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	geekchick1013 2011-11-26 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Awww, this is cool! I love the idea of comparing intimacy to various foods... the meringue in particular was awesome :DDDDDDDDDDD I think you got Celine's voice down too (at least, our fandom's version of her LOL) GREAT FIRST FIC HON, you should definitely keep writing (if the fancy takes you)! <333333333333333333333333333333333333 (Reply to this) (Thread)

vitacrudelis
2011-11-26 07:57 pm UTC (link)

I don't even know where that came from. Céline just wanted to talk about food and I remembered a story from my French lessons: meringue=/=baiser=kiss. I have no idea how Céline Laffort thinks, so I'm glad to hear I managed to get her voice. (Even though it's scary to hear that, lol.)

CHERRY POPPED. I hope Céline won't worm her ways into my brain anymore. Thanks for your lovely words! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

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	sdk 2011-11-26 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	OMG I CAN NOT EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THIS. LOLOLOLFOREVER OMG. <33333333333 HAHAH the food comparisons are perfection, my dear. And Celine fic. Yes, the ficathon should start with Celine fic! (Don't forget to post to no7_awz y/y!) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vitacrudelis 2011-11-26 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	'LOLOLOLFOREVER OMG' WAS THE REACTION I EXPECTED. :DDDDDDDDD IDEK, Shelly. The idea just popped in my head yesterday. The things I think during brushing my teeth... There was just no other way, y/y?(D'oh. Will change that.) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	antiteb 2011-11-26 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Deine erste Fanfic ist richtig gut. Wie meine Vorredner schon gesagt haben, sind die Vergleiche sehr passend. Ganz besonders die Fisch/Gift/Liebe Metapher ist sehr gut getroffen. Ich fänds schön, wenn du noch mehr schreibst. <3333 (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vitacrudelis 2011-11-26 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	An der letzten Metapher saß ich am längsten. Die wollte sich irgendwie nicht schreiben lassen. Freut mich also besonders, dass du sie getroffen findest. :D Mal sehen, ob mich die Muse wieder küsst. <3333 (Reply to this) (Parent)

	miss_lovelace 2011-11-26 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, sweets! I adore your sweet combination of food and sex. Two things that go very well together, as we all know. And the pairing works surprisingly well, too. You definitely make me crave for more. Your fic is sweet and delicious, endearing and forbidden fruit, too. It is an amazing and fabulous first. And I can't wait to read more from you. So, please don't stop. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vitacrudelis 2011-11-26 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	I don't even know if I can actually call it a pairing. It's just name-dropping. :p And don't make me write more Céline/Stella. That's just insane. Aww, thanks. blushes (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	giorgiakerr 2011-11-27 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	Celine/Stella, you say? CHALLENGE ACEPTED. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vitacrudelis 2011-11-27 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	JSYK, I'm totes expecting Céline/Stella fic in the not-too-far future. waits impatiently (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	giorgiakerr 2011-11-27 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	THAT ICON. I AM INSPIRED. (I hate Rose for this, by the way. She makes everyone completely mental. ROSE, ILU.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vitacrudelis 2011-11-27 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	I HOPE SO, YOUNG LADY. (I'm totes embracing the craziness. manips weird pairings right,left and centre I love this mental fandom! <33333333) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lilithilien 2011-11-26 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	Hahahah oh dear, there is more Celine fic in the world now! This is really good - I like the imagery you've chosen, and the descriptions. Her souffle is notorious is love! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vitacrudelis 2011-11-26 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	Always contributing to the best! :p I just had to make her soufflé notorious. I kind of amused myself with that bit. <333333 (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aldiara 2011-11-26 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oh Linda <33333333333333 I'm afraid I can't give this an "OMG WTF LOLOLOL" reaction because it actually works really well! Love the food metaphors, and they do suit La Laffort beautifully. And Stella... okay, okay, fine: OMG WTF LOLOLOL. hahahah. So much love for this, BB! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vitacrudelis 2011-11-26 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	Why not? It deserves all the LOLs. I had no idea La Laffort actually has some thinky thoughts about food. And sex. I'm still boggled this works. And there it is. :D Just HAD to include her. <3 Right back at ya! <33333333333333333 (Reply to this) (Parent)

	momogermany 2011-11-27 10:52 am UTC (link)
	Un message de Céline: "Your fic is like champagne,rare and precious,very bubbly and sparkly, with a good sprinkle of truth at the bottom - in vino veritas, tu sais! Santé!!! <333333333 (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vitacrudelis 2011-11-27 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	Lookit! I haz message from La Laffort. beams Je me sens très honorée de votre compliment. Et quels mots! Vraiment une poétesse extraordinaire. Santé! clinks <333333333 (Reply to this) (Parent)

	giorgiakerr 2011-11-27 12:10 pm UTC (link)
	Will commentspaz later, but "Love is like a poisson". BRB. DYING. DUDE. I. LOVE IS LIKE A POISSON. THAT IS SOMEHOW SO MUCH FUNNIER BILINGUAL. MOST THINGS ARE. BUT. DYING. LEGIT CHOKING ON AIR RIGHT NOW. I LOVE YOU FOR THAT LINE. AND EVERYTHING ELSE. BUT THAT LINE. NEVER STOP WRITING FIC BB. NEVER. (Also, this amuses me more because I'm in France. JFYI.) (Reply to this) (Thread)

vitacrudelis
2011-11-27 02:09 pm UTC (link)

I JUST HAD TO, GIORGIA. I MEAN IT'S CELINE!FIC. THERE NEEDS TO BE FISH. AND YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS THINGS ARE WAAAAY FUNNIER BILINGUAL. I JUST HAD THE PROBLEM THAT THE BAISER THING ONLY WORKS IN GERMAN AND THE POISSON ONLY WORKS IN ENGLISH. JUST PRETEND IT'S FUNNY ALL AROUND, Y/Y?

DOOOON'T DIE! DDD: ILU2! <333333333

(lolololololol this is highly amusing. Oh my, the poor French people who may pass by and see their language slaughtered...)

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giorgiakerr
2011-11-27 06:52 pm UTC (link)

I can't breathe. CAN'T BREATHE. THIS IS AMAZING. REALLY. I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO KILL ME, BUT I'M DYING. REALLY. DYING. THE FRENCH CAN DEAL WITH THEIR LANGUAGE BEING SLAUGHTERED. ASDLASDKJGHLKAJSLJ. THIS IS PERFECTION.

(AND ALSO HIGHLY AMUSING BECAUSE "BAISER" IN FRENCH MEANS "FUCK" the verb not the adjective, and it kind of means "kiss" too, literally, only slang is rude and stuff SO IT'S KIND OF LITERAL AND KIND OF TRILINGUAL AND WAS THAT DELIBERATE OR IDK THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH AWESOME LINGUAL STUFF. *SPAZZES*)

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vitacrudelis
2011-11-27 07:36 pm UTC (link)

AS LONG AS YOU CAN COMMENTSPAZ, DYING DOESN'T SEEM THAT BAD. (AHAHAHAHAH, WHY AM I PICTURING ZOMBIE!GIORGIA NOW? OH, BRAIN.)

(ACTUALLY I WANTED TO PLAY WITH THE BAISER THING, BECAUSE KISS=BAISER=FUCK IS THE MOST PERFECT WORD COMBO EVER THAT I LEARNED AT SCHOOL. BUT THEN CELINE CAME AND INSISTED ON TALKING ABOUT BLOWN-UP DESSERTS. IDEK. BUT NONONO, NOT DELIBERATE BUT FABULOUS LINGUAL STUFF. MAN, I LOVE LANGUAGES. <333333333)

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