|Linda (vitacrudelis) wrote,|
@ 2011-11-26 17:28:00
|Current music:||CN Blue - I don't know why (Korean ver.)|
|Entry tags:||[fanart] fanfic, [fandom] femslash ficathon, alles was zählt, i blame the flist, i don't even know, welcome to my brain, why do i do this to myself|
PLS SHOOT ME
So, I wanted to do something for the AWZ femslash ficathon, i.e. icons because that's the only thing I can handle. Right? Apparently, it only takes Céline to make me write fanfic. *MAJOR HEADDESKING* IDEK. Just skip this, y/y? #duhastnichtsgesehen
Title: French Cuisine
Fandom/characters: Alles Was Zählt, Céline Laffort, weird Food/French vocabulary comparisons (Yes, Food is a character. Shup.), hinted pairing *Céline/Stella* /headdesking forever
Rating: PG-13-ish? I have no effing idea. Rating confuses me.
Warning: It's Céline!fic? Uhm, hinted pairing? *points up* And you might not be able to look at certain food again. IDEK.
Summary: A kiss is like a baiser.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to RTL. Definitely not mine. WHICH IS A GOOD THING.
But I'm sure I could come up with better plot than RTL anyway. Not sure about the food.
A/N: My first attempt at fanfic. And probably my last, lol. Oh my, I still don't know how this happened. And it's weird to write a French/German character in English, hence the Sprachensalat. :p Also, totes unbeta'd. All mistakes = mine.
A kiss is like a baiser. Or, like the French call it, a meringue. It can be light and sweet, soft and sticky, or absolutely crisp. It has different flavours which Céline is too eager to taste all. She's definitely addicted to baisers. French kisses are the best.
Sex is like a soufflé. Literally. If you take your time and be careful, the result will blow your mind. But if you're too impatient and rush through, you'll be deeply disappointed. It's a hit-and-miss. Years of experience and practice have taught Céline how to refine her techniques. Her soufflé is notorious.
Love is like a poisson. It's hard to catch and you need the right lures. Once you've got one, it may seem dull and boring. You have to make sure to spice it up. But if you don't take care, it can rot away and leave its traces. Just like slow poison. Céline would do anything for fish.
Sometimes, Céline thinks, things work much better in French. Maybe she should ask Stella. She knows for sure.
OMO, BRB KILLING MYSELF.